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Hey DP, my parole officer says I'm due for some community service, so I thought I'd do some Social Media Network Owner to English translation.
The following bit of Social Media Network Owner from the Livejournal folks
can be translated as
My Social Media Network Owner is a little rusty, "kicking" might actually be "anally violating with a silver spoon", but other than that the translation's accurate.
We appreciate the opportunity to serve you!
The following bit of Social Media Network Owner from the Livejournal folks
Unfortunately with our last release, and its instability, we were forced to roll back releases. Unfortunately in doing so, it would seem that our notification system has been broken somehow. Our engineers are working on this issue as quickly as possible. We hope to have a patch within the next day, so we can deploy our code and fix the notification system at the same time. Please *bear* with us ;)
can be translated as
We fired anyone who knew how anything worked around here and are pushing out releases that'll help us make our bonuses without caring what existing functionality it breaks. At this point you're pretty much big bags of money that we're kicking until a few bucks slips out of a broken seam or you leave.
My Social Media Network Owner is a little rusty, "kicking" might actually be "anally violating with a silver spoon", but other than that the translation's accurate.
We appreciate the opportunity to serve you!
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