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the journey of the human skeleton
you say you've got a bone to pick, well, there's plenty showin' on me
Created on 2001-07-04 01:21:45 (#223725), last updated 2009-06-30
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| Name: | this is my life and freedom's my profession |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-01-13 |
| Location: | Portland, Oregon, United States |
| Website: | le tube de moi |
Contact:
thehumanskeleton@yahoo.com
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Greetings Live Journal Patron!
I am The Great Xandrino! - Slayer of Unicorns, Smiter of Emo Kids, Hero of teh n3rds, Fancy of the Goths, Wearer of Blackness and Nifty Hats!
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This is the cast of characters you're likely to run into while browsing this journal.
halloween - Yours Truly
anxi - my friend mindi. she's a doll
fishy - my friend sam . he is awesome. he has a magical beard. his radio name is 'guest no. sam'.
freyis - my friend chris. his radio name is 'long-arm mCgee'
hisskeletonkiss - my friend jessica. she rekindled my love for gary numan. for that i will always love her.
isobel_5 - this is carolina. she found me hiding in the corner at a fancy hotel lobby in novemember and we've been friends ever since. she calls me her stray she found at the heathman.
jitteryladybug - this is emy, my high school sweetheart. sadly, i cant find a good pictureof her. so instead she shall be represented by the fruit of the gods
reverie_shadow - this is the becca. she has a top hat that is more of the cat's meow than mine. jerk.
littllostealice - my friend eve. she is my official sushi buddy.
missdahmer - this be andrea. you shouldn't die around here, because i hear she'll hump you past rigor mortis.
nakedyouth - my friend euchrid. because sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.
ophelia24 mi amiga jack-o-lynne. who is a NERD. haha, get it?
orelhershiser - this is rob. rob is my awesome cousin. and by awesome i mean totally sweet.
shadowlily this be sarah. sarah is a super nifty person. and i got to know her later then i would have liked.
fieldsclaphands - my friend bridget. i plan on stealing her away one of these days, forever and ever.
soundpicturebox - this is anna. she hated the first picture i put up of her and insisted she be allowed to post this one instead.
starlitziggy - the lovely kath. sadly, we only hung out once. but she did show me ichi the killer. and for that i will always love her.
tadpole - this is pierre le fou, also know as peter...or my bestest friend.
valis - this is matt. he is seriously my other best friend.
vamp_poet - this is michelle. a beautifully mysterious blink. and a wicked little doll.
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daddy-o - this is my father. do i make more sense now?
dana - if i were to ever date an older women, she would be it....seriously.
dj bazooka joe & 16tine - my cousin and his wife to be. they are odd ones.
elizabeth - this is elizabeth. she is super cool and loves penguins. like i love penguins..because penguins are CUTE AS FUCK!!
elizabeth - this elizabeth is my awesome cousin. she is getting married in august apparently. who knew?
erik - this is erik. an old and dear comrade, from back in the JROTC days. of which i have photos of him...in uniform...
grandpa - my awesome grandpa, who passed away this year. smarted man i knew.
kelly - my sister. she's really awesome. i have taught her well.
lois - my stepgrandma. it's not that i tried to find the most unflattering picture of her...
mario - mario is a WoW addict and has a hottub that is teh s3x.
MC2XJ - or double j. or whatever. aka, my former roommate.
mollie - my friend mollie. she's a crazy artist. wonderful girl. she's also my official thai-food buddy. her radio name is 'mad maddme mollie'...because she HATES sunshine!
mum - yes, my mother is a communist.
penguin - a penguin. i will talk about penguins a lot. because penguins are cute as fuck.
rachel - my only real penpal. i dig her. she's all about the russian revolution.
richard cheese - i fucking love richard cheese.
ross - this is ross. he is the man who introduced me into the pink pistols, and is my official shooting buddy, along with euchrid.
suki-chan - my hot and sexy dog in sb.
tom waits - tom waits is my hero and favorite musician...ever.
uncle albie - alberto es mi tio!
yoonie - fuck if i know if this is how his name is spelled. he is a non-jewish israeli, despite that he claims. he's also one of the biggest male chauvinist pigs alive and i love him for it.
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Monroe Elementary School - Santa Barbara, CA (1989 - 1995)La Cumbre Middle School - Santa Barbara, CA (1995 - 1999)
Santa Barbara High School - Santa Barbara, CA (1999 - 2001)
Santa Barbara City College - Santa Barbara, CA (2001 - 2003)
Portland Community College - Portland, OR (2005 - present)
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